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Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

by Louise Rennison
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Let the overseas snogfest begin!

Georgia and Jas are off to Hamburger-a-gogo land! Georgia plans to track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat, but after a long week in America, she only succeeds in learning importantish things — like how to ride a bucking bronco.

Touching down in Blighty brings zero relief from the rack of love. How is an alluring teen supposed to look sophisticated when her family returns obsessed with Irish jigs?

At Stalag 14, rehearsals for MacUseless collapse into chaos as Dave the Laugh turns Shakespeare into endless pants jokes. Worse still, arch-rival Wet Lindsay is circling Masimo on her stick-insect legs.

Can a girl keep her cool amidst confusing letters from Kiwi-a-gogo land and sudden visits from the Luuurve God on his scooter? Will Georgia reel in the Italian dreamboat? Or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?

  • First Love: Navigating high-stakes romance becomes even more treacherous when a dream date at an Italian restaurant leads to a two-hour snog under the stars.
  • School Drama: Preparing for the school play spirals into chaos with orange juggling and backstage bangers.
  • Sibling Dynamics: Little sister Libby causes nonstop household madness by dressing up the bedroom Jesus statue and singing toddler songs about bottoms.
  • Also by This Author: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging and Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas.

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    subjects

    Languages

    • English

    Levels

    • ATOS Level:4.8
    • Lexile® Measure:710
    • Interest Level:9-12(UG)
    • Text Difficulty:3